Who else can say they…

Walked around Ipwsich
Pissed off the lady in Pizza Hut
Ate Subway
‘Put it all in a little girl’ (XD)
Convinced a guy not to cut his hair
Hung with a Friendly Tree
Caught two guys about to pee
Sat in a shaggin wagon
Sang at the top of their lungs
Made fun of his tiny nipples
Made fun of a fat guy
Ate cake
Got lots of hugs

And ALL with their favourite band :D

for the information of tumblrs, i did NOT post those tweets on twitter to try and be cool
my friend Katy and i were having FUN!!

try it sometime

i cant wait until this school year is over,
theres only about a dozen people i’ll still want to talk to

twilight sex scene.

dontletgo:

spraypaint:

sergeantkero:fuckyeahtwilight:devface:julesramzy:kyliedear:bethani:kinkacurlybee:

I gasped as Edward unzipped his gorgeous, godlike pants, revealing his smooth, white, marble cock. He glared at me with his burning topaz eyes as my fingertips brushed his cold, sparkling, granite dick. My heartbeat quickened. My breath caught. I didn’t deserve this. How could I, clumsy, ordinary, plain, clumsy Bella Swan who was only asked to the dance by 3 differeys, be so close to a cock so gorgeous, scintillating and godlike? It was like the pale marble cock of Adonis.

In a quick, graceful motion, Edward turned and glared at me. “Don’t you see Bella?” he said as he held me in his strong grasp and dry-humped my thigh with annoyance, “I’m a danger to you! You should have nothing to do with me! Every moment you’re risking your life!”

“Edward” I gasped “I love you. I will love you forever!” I was in agony thinking of losing him and never again touching his pale, white, cold, gorgeous, sparkling, marble, granite, dazzling, godlike, scintillating Adonis cock. How would I live? He was my life.

He glared at me again with his dazzling, golden eyes and told me with his gorgeous, pale lips “There’s something I haven’t told you. Something else about my kind.”

“What Edward?” I asked breathlessly, “I will love you no matter what. Forever.”

He brushed his cold, gorgeous, marble lips close to my clumsy, ordinary ears and whispered “We…”

“What, Edward? I love you. Forever. You can tell me anything.”

He gave me his crooked grin and said, “We ejaculate rainbows.”

hahaha omg i just lol’d!!!!!  love it!

THIS IS THE FIRST THING TO MAKE ME LAUGH TODAY!!! YAYYY! hahahhahaha oh my god! haha

lmaooo “we ejaculate rainbows”

lmaooooooooo

Breaking Dawn would have been the best book ever with this scene. LOL

hahahahah i LOLed soooo hard at this XD Stephanie Meyer should totally redo the book with that in it

Rain Rain Go Away

Speaking of days off school, we were given one today because of the whole ‘south east queensland becoming a disaster zone thing’.

I have been at Calvary for five years and theyve NEVER given us a pointless day off

Smooth move by Mrs Hockey though, giving us the day off, and then i wake up to see that there is actually no rain whatsoever and there is actually blue sky XD

glowinthedarkstars:

dontletgo:

Girlfriend/Single Ladies Dancing for Dummies. (Thankyou J for the linktivity.)

I’m a bit late (or you’re just early :P) but I’m guessing that “all the single ladies” aren’t seeking him out. I will seriously kick my boyfriend in the nads if he can do the Girlfriend dance (unless he’s mocking Avril).

(Oh, sorry for the essay above, but I honestly thought he was a she at first.)

omg pissed myself laughing wen he stacked it off the cubey thing hahahahah

ok ive finally re-entered the tumblr world…but thats just because my friend who shall remain nameless *cough* kimmy *cough*

why must they make us go to school for twelve years? (thirteen for those of us that started in NSW) we try our best for those first eleven years of our schoo life and yet when we get to twelve, we dont care anymore

we realise its our last year and think ‘i dont care if its my last year, ive been doing the same thing for eleven years, i dont care anymore’

Why is it that when we finally find someone who is more perfect for us then anyone before, his friend turns out to be a slut who made out with him three hours beforehand

If they wear it, we can sniff them out.

Umm guys this is probably the time to say…the fragrance is so you can smell like Bella haha
I was curious about the fragrance so i read the book and in one part Edward is smelling her hair and said he smelt ‘lavender and freesia’ (the frangrance they made)

Hopefully everyone who buys it can be almost killed by a vampire and attract bad luck just like Bella

glowinthedarkstars:

themarsresolution:

So, you’ve got it… the assholes from Twilight are bringing out a “fragrance.”

Yay.

Seriously, it wasn’t all that good to begin with, and now THIS? I don’t quite understand the purpose of Twilight purfume, but whatever. I suppose they’re going to advertise it as the “smell of Edward Cullens breath” or “scent” or whatever that sickly sweet smell is that makes all the werewolves want to puke.

These people are so lucky that for all the air-headed and hopelessly devoted girls (and some even guys… *cough* Glenn *cough*) who will buy all the crap thrown at them.

Apparently there is more to come.

Hoo-fucking-ray.

HAH! A little bit late (as per usual), but I think this deserves a hoo-fucking-ray.

(I have to admit, though, I’m curious as to what it smells like. If it smells like apples… Heads are going to roll.)

Edward Cullen

There are so many women and girls out there who wish for a man like him.
Charming, handsome, perfect
Well it isn’t going to happen

Suppose the story of Twilight is real, Edward grew up in a time when all men were like that, 1901-1918 was a completely different time to now

If you want a man exactly Edward Cullen, you might as well find an extremely intelligent nerd, get him to make you a time machine and travel back to England in the 1900s