If they wear it, we can sniff them out.

Umm guys this is probably the time to say…the fragrance is so you can smell like Bella haha
I was curious about the fragrance so i read the book and in one part Edward is smelling her hair and said he smelt ‘lavender and freesia’ (the frangrance they made)

Hopefully everyone who buys it can be almost killed by a vampire and attract bad luck just like Bella

glowinthedarkstars:

themarsresolution:

So, you’ve got it… the assholes from Twilight are bringing out a “fragrance.”

Yay.

Seriously, it wasn’t all that good to begin with, and now THIS? I don’t quite understand the purpose of Twilight purfume, but whatever. I suppose they’re going to advertise it as the “smell of Edward Cullens breath” or “scent” or whatever that sickly sweet smell is that makes all the werewolves want to puke.

These people are so lucky that for all the air-headed and hopelessly devoted girls (and some even guys… *cough* Glenn *cough*) who will buy all the crap thrown at them.

Apparently there is more to come.

Hoo-fucking-ray.

HAH! A little bit late (as per usual), but I think this deserves a hoo-fucking-ray.

(I have to admit, though, I’m curious as to what it smells like. If it smells like apples… Heads are going to roll.)